Random Thoughts of the Week: September 7th-13th

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  • Stupid question of the week is: “Did you cut off all your hair?” Is her hair shorter than it was the last time you saw her? Yes? Well look at that…you could’ve answered your own question!

  • On that note, when a teacher tells you that there’s no such thing as a stupid question they’re lying! Now put you’re hand down.

  • Why are funeral homes called funeral homes? That makes them seem inviting.

  • The girl sitting next to me in class whipped out some sort of curry smelling shit. Why on earth would you ever think that that is ok?

  • Do bears growl? Snarl? Roar? One of life’s greatest mysteries.

  • I got elbowed, punched, and then elbowed again in the boob all within 30 seconds…

  • “I haven’t said hi to you yet,” said the girl that I avoid at all costs.

  • Watching people who really want to say something in class, but the teacher keeps avoiding calling on them is extremely amusing/embarrassing. Stop bopping up and down in your seat and waving your hand around like a crazy person.

  • Rolling backpacks. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?

  • The fact that treasure is called booty is ridiculous to me.

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